What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:04

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Still no good
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Why do I want to suck cock tonight?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are you already having anal sex?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones