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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Can anyone show a photo with a penis in their anus?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Still no good

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Where is best free porn?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

How do you feel cockroach?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

My boyfriend has been separated from his wife for 5 years. Why won't he divorce her? Should this be a deal breaker?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Are you already having anal sex?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones